Halloween Costume
so i got this really funny joke from... well i should prolly call her my new mom >.> my dads new woman. but the jokes funny even if i cant stand the woman.
on other news, my cousin went to this halloween concert/party thingy. and he gets... whats the word... not quite fondled.. but this chick was ALL OVER him. hes fucking 16, and the slut is 25. and wouldnt leave him alone. he finds out later who she is. andrews whoring exwife. now, if you cant tell, i cant stand her. seh did a lot of bad things to andrew, and i havent been able to forgive her for that shit. and now, shes made my cousin feel horrible b/c that slut wouldnt stay offa him. as if his gf didnt give him enuf grief about goin to the damned party thing. anywho, jessica is a psychotic whoring bitch, and i hope bad things happen to her. if her damned bf dustin didnt already know she was a slut, i hope he finds out soon before she hurts him too.
anywho, on to jokes
HALLOWEEN COSTUME
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate”.
Very truly yours,
Acme costume Co. "
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
"Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part”.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir:
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
"Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
on other news, my cousin went to this halloween concert/party thingy. and he gets... whats the word... not quite fondled.. but this chick was ALL OVER him. hes fucking 16, and the slut is 25. and wouldnt leave him alone. he finds out later who she is. andrews whoring exwife. now, if you cant tell, i cant stand her. seh did a lot of bad things to andrew, and i havent been able to forgive her for that shit. and now, shes made my cousin feel horrible b/c that slut wouldnt stay offa him. as if his gf didnt give him enuf grief about goin to the damned party thing. anywho, jessica is a psychotic whoring bitch, and i hope bad things happen to her. if her damned bf dustin didnt already know she was a slut, i hope he finds out soon before she hurts him too.
anywho, on to jokes
HALLOWEEN COSTUME
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate”.
Very truly yours,
Acme costume Co. "
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
"Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part”.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir:
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
"Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
posted by Ahleyanna @ 8:57 PM
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